First off, let's make it clear that I MYSELF AM CHINESE and YES, I am making fun of other CHINESE people. So, anyone out there wanting to call me racist ... you get the picture. =)

What They Said	What I Think They Meant
nike	neck
sheep	shape
waterbra	vertebra
so rival	saliva
cotax / Kotex	cortex
practix	practice
esopanus	esophagus
lahjee	large
sacred area	sacroiliac
love	laugh

OK ... so let's try this, shall we? =) Here's a sample sentence that I made up all by myself =) "... every disease you ever have is reflected onto the kotex and then onto the ear ... this protrusion indicates degeneration of the sheep of the nike waterbra ... if someone has copious so-rival you can use this point ... the lahjee auricular nerve point is right here ... oh and this bump here indicates something wrong with the sacred area spine ... with the Happy Point you will people will start to love ... oh see the inflammation in the esopanus area of the ear? this means heartburn ... don't worry, with practix you'll be able to do this in no time." =)

Caroline, I'm now absolutely sure you're retarded. Take me hooooooome