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Monday, July 10, 2006

Love on the internet is never easy to find. But we may have a candidate here, folks!

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From: "Yuliya" <dlvcsrkowe@dth-wbl.de>
To: <caro@...>
Subject: Hello From Yuliya!!!
Date: Fri, 7 Jul 2006 18:41:07 +0200

Hello friend!!! My name is Yuliya. I for the first time get acquainted

through the Internet. I do not know as to begin my letter to you.

Likely I need to tell a little about itself. My name is Yuliya. I live

in the city of Kazan. I was born there in July, 30, 1981. I have

finished there architecture - building university. Now I work in

building the companies. My work is very pleasant to me. To me to like

to skate. And as I very strongly like to float. I the sociable,

good-natured person. And as I am very romantic. I search for serious

attitudes, and I shall be happy to study you closer. I could not find

love here and I had to address for the help to the Internet. I want to

create real family. To have strong attitudes. I know the English

language more likely well. I think, which problems in us with dialogue

will not be. I hope, that our dialogue will make sense. It would be

fine, if I and you could make Friendship or more than simply

friendship. If you are interested in me that write to me on mine

e-mail: clgirl28@eastlinecorp.org

I shall wait your answer.

Bye!

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And so ... there is some 25-year-old hottie from Kazan (where is Kazan? Oh, in Russia) who wants to "make more than simply friendship" with me. As I was reading I was all getting excited like, "Is there such a guy out there for me? My Internet soulmate?? One who strongly likes to float???" but then the e-mail address "clgirl28" ruined it all for me. Dammit. Stop playing with my heart, you darned Russian mail-order brides!!

Monday, July 10, 2006 7:19:07 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)

Comments [15] geekery | Trackback

Monday, July 10, 2006 10:05:25 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)

..."I know the English language more likely well. I think, which problems in us with dialogue will not be. "...
i think after a few dialogues with her, you'd rule at game of charade!

markus

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 1:04:39 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)

silly, beware that your sweetie won't be jealous ;)

tiana

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 1:56:16 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)

I actually SAW a mail order bride. Well, I *assume* it was one. One of my clients - nicest guy EVER, very sweet, soft spoken - walks in with this little girl (at least 15 years his junior I am sure - she is legal though). She doesn't speak but a couple licks of English. Anyways he wanted to add her to his file. It was an interesting session.

annie

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 3:19:04 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)

Wow.

I have to agree, floating is nice. I assume she means in water. Of course, if she can do it in air, then I need to start writing her an e-mail. That would be pretty cool...

Eddy

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 11:27:41 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)

What's interesting to me is how much this person sounds like me, and even has the same birthday. That either means I'm extremely phony, feminine, or a male order bride.

Jason

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 6:59:23 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)

"Male" order bride. Heheheheh. That could really take some customers by surprise. "No no no! I meant a 'mail' ordered female bride!"

Eddy

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:18:04 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)

Can I study you too?

Stoopid

Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:02:40 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)

i don't want to alarm you, but if you substitute Yuliya with Yoda, and Kazan with Dagobah, i'd say you have a bonafide love letter from the master jedi himself.

his grammar gave him away. for example: "... problems in us with dialogue will not be..."

that, plus he let it slip that he can levitate.

lookout!
;)

timothy

Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:21:46 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)

Oh, my God. Timothy, that is frickin brilliant... I re-read the whole letter with my Yoda accent, and it works SO well.

You know, Yoda never said whether he had relatives. Perhaps his kin came to our galaxy long, long ago and settled. This could be his great great great great great great grandniece or something...

Eddy

Friday, July 14, 2006 4:03:42 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)

Me love you long time

Yuliya

Saturday, July 15, 2006 12:42:14 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)

i got a similar mail from another eastline.org address.with similar content but a different name ........i think its a mass exodus from russia...she even sent me a heck lot of photos of hers........

Blade

Monday, July 17, 2006 3:55:17 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvtWAXoZjTc&search=danwei%20TV

MUST SEE THIS!

Monday, July 17, 2006 6:08:07 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)

Ah yes. Yoda-ish grammar I did suspect, but did not read aloud to ascertain, as Eddy probably did. :)

Whoever sent me the youtube link, thanks! That was hilarious. That white girl's Chinese is pretty darned good. And already there are haters commenting on it.

Blade: care to share the pics? :)

timothy: I tried to leave a comment on your site but it gave me an error msg: "Not Found. Sorry, Guess I haven't blogged about that yet!"

Jason: if this is you, I'll go ahead and order two and see what I get. Hahahaha :)

Caro

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 2:25:11 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)

thanks! =O

timothy

Saturday, July 29, 2006 12:20:17 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)

Hello Yuliya, Hola Yuliya, much I would like write to me and let's be friends. I assure you you will not repent. Please, he(she) sends photo

juan manuel

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